Oh man, that one puts the "ass" in classic. |D It's truly hilarious though.
I once attempted to play the drinking game they had on TV Tropes, but with plain water. Then I got scared after about 2 chapters when I read about death by water poisoning.
I think "Tara Gilesbie" (the author) finally came out of the woodwork to admit authorship as a troll a while ago. Any faith in humanity restored? :'D