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PostSubject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread   Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:43 pm

I wanted to put money into vegetable salad, but I thought it was a fruitless investment
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PostSubject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread   Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:32 pm

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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PostSubject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread   Sun May 10, 2015 10:35 pm

I've been sneakily putting puns in the chatbox archives every now and again... until Hulk reminded me that this place actually exists. I'm probably going to be lurking in this thread whenever I'm on here - you have been warned. Wink

So in case you haven't seen the puns I've put up so far:
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PostSubject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread   Sun May 17, 2015 5:15 pm

What do you call the security guards working for Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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PostSubject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread   Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:34 pm

Philately is the study of stamps. You should also know that philately will get you nowhere.
(Philately, flattery? It's terrible, I know Razz)
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PostSubject: Re: The Awful Jokes Thread   Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:03 pm

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