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PostSubject: The Great (or Terrible) Rejection Lines Thread   Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:21 am

So to go along with the terrible pick up lines, I decided it may be fun to also challenge people to come up with the best (best meaning either really clever, or equally bad - it's up to you Razz) rejection lines for each of the pickup lines.
People are free to choose which pickup line they want to reject to, but they must quote it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great (or Terrible) Rejection Lines Thread   Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:24 pm

This is an example.

Quote :
"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if I only had one,
I'd catch you"

"My trainer blocked your ball. And he doesn't like thieves"
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PostSubject: Re: The Great (or Terrible) Rejection Lines Thread   Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:59 am

timepatches wrote:
Is that a ladder in your tights?

...................... or a stairway to heaven?

Yes, it is the stairway to heaven, but I'm afraid I've already got an arsehole up there.

(coughcoughalsostolenfromyoutubecoughcough)
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PostSubject: Re: The Great (or Terrible) Rejection Lines Thread   Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:55 pm

There used to be a number that you could call (don't know if it's still around) called the "Rejection Line." Basically, if you call it, it's like "You have called the Rejection Line. Unfortunately, the person who gave you this number permanently hates you" etc. etc.
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